1. I wanna climb that tree.
Very flattering. Thanks.
2. You are a tall glass of water, and I’m thirsty.
Let me direct you to the bar. I’m sure they’re giving out free water that can quench your thirst.
3. We’re both the same height laying down.
Mmhmmm….. Oh, I think that’s my ride.
4. You are one sexy giraffe.
Thanks?
5. How’s the air up there? I’d like to join you.
No.
6. I wanna climb all over you like a jungle gym.
These are the first words you choose to say to me?
7. Girl, you’re so tall I’ve gotta jump up to tap that a$s.
You won’t have to worry about it.
8. Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
FOH. Walk away from me right now. I mean, like, right now.
9. So what position do you play?
When you’re a tall woman, people always assume you’re a basketball/volleyball player. Whether I am or not, that’s not how we want to start a conversation, especially if we don’t play sports. You trying to get a 1 on 1 going, or…
10. What size shoe do you wear?
What part of the game is this?
Moral of the story is, leave the pick up lines alone, fellas. A simple introduction will do. Or even a compliment and introduction.
“Hi, my name is such and such. What’s your name?” “You’re looking great tonight.“
We aren’t that complicated. We are, however, worth approaching! Here’s 10 reasons why you should!
And if you’re dead set on using a pick up line on that tall beauty across the room, feel free to use this one.
“Are you a model?”
Hugs & Kisses
Rajahnique | TallnNatural
Ladies, what are some of the worst pick up lines you’ve heard?
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